most people stickerbomb their water bottles. I decided to stickerbomb my magic wand, the thing that makes me more thirsty instead of less

ryrythescienceguy:

ryrythescienceguy:

ryrythescienceguy:

ryrythescienceguy:

coyote peterson gives off mad bottom energy and I am DIGGING IT

I watched a few of his videos where he get bitten/stung by animals and my pp got hard

me watching videos of coyote peterson getting bitten/stung and crawling around in agonizing pain

“why are you posting so much about coyote peterson all of the sudden”

love-and-socialism:

Incredible. They’re so close to getting it.

depsidase:

my t4t crush drove me to my gender clinic appt and the intake nurse recognized him bc he had his appt like 2 weeks ago and it was lit like

my secret hobby is reading hank’s lines in my detroit become human fanfiction in a mr krabs voice

So uh, I’m kinda a little bit in love lol

so anyways there goes 12 years of being aro

it’s not a compliment to say, “if I was sick like you I’d kill myself”. I….. almost did? I came so fucking close. Life with an incurable illness that makes it hard to eat is fucking hell. I’m going to be basically lowkey anorexic for the rest of my life. I still want to kill myself over it honestly. I’m in pain all day every day and the only treatment that’s ever helped is slowly making my health worse too.

So why the fuck would you joke about it? And then laugh when I tell the brutal truth? Fuck

went on an ikea date to buy a new mattress last night and my date asked if I also wanted a new frame and if so what kind of headboard? And I answered, “uhhhhhhh……. I don’t know how to answer that in public”

this is going to be my first ace awareness week in 12 years that I haven’t celebrated because I’m no longer ace

bro who AM I anymore lol I don’t recognize my own damn self

bruh last year I was asexual and now I have like 5 different people begging for hookups. I’ve entered my fuckboy era

Why the fuck do people post fucking videos of them just watching some random video? They’re not making a point, they’re not reacting funny/interesting, they’re just sitting there w the camera at a low angle maybe drinking water or something it’s fucking stupid and annoying nobody wants to see your face just repost the fucking video like a normal person and leave your dumb idiot face out of it